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PostSubject: Ideal Husband   Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:48 pm

The Ideal Husband (as thought by Gigi)
Black or dark brown hair, worn in a pony tail
Works at an office job
Skinny and tall
Preferably wears glasses
Datnosery
Flatassery
Loving father
Likes jazz music and/or classical music
No allergies to pollen/plants
Older than me by at least 3 years
Well-read/likes reading
Good sense of humor
NO MUSCLES
Halfway decent singing voice
Will let me pamper him
Wants to adopt/will adopt children with me/willing to be a foster parent
Likes water/the beach/fish
Not obsessed with being 'manly'
Doesn't like football
Doesn't like wrestling
Doesn't like Nascar
Rough around the edges/grumpy/somewhat of an ass
For the LOVE of GOD let the stupid effer keep his mouth shut about our sex life in front of the kids! >3>
No touching of a sexual mannor when there's company, or the kids are in the house
No dogs. At all. NO dogs.
Must be at least slightly intellegent
No hickish tendencies
Must know how to use soap
Must be cool with my brother (not scared of autistic sibling)
Must want to live in a city
I am a delicate woman; goddamnit, treat me like one! D:<
Must appreciate cartoons/animation
Must not survive totally on fried foods
Must have a decent taste in music
Not completely obsessive about sex/romance
Pet name <3
Must work a day shift
Not a fan of spoons
Willing to keep the shades shut 24/7
A fan of showers
Willing to be pampered
NO. DOGS.
NO DOGS.
NO FREAKING DOGS.
Did I mention no dogs?
Cats herro Cats are good.
But no dogs.
Snowdrop, not the mermaid.
Works in a cubical
Takes a suitcase to work
Likes homecooked meals
Leaves the housework for me <3
Decent paying job, so I can stay home and clean, and take care of the kids all day <33333
Not athletic
Tech savvy


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PostSubject: Re: Ideal Husband   Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:05 pm

Ideal husband list

1) sexy accent ;D 

2) hobbit hair

3) the appropriate level of nerdiness

4) loves Harry potter

5) intelligence

6) not super tall 

7) must love cats

Cool does not want children

9) not religious

10) good sense of humor

11) dorky smile

12) datnosery

13) environmentally aware

14) in good physical shape 

15) must be able to tolerate extreme social awkwardness

16) does not touch me whilst I am sleeping. AT ALL

17) no tickling unless they want to be punched in the face

18) artistic

19) musically gifted

20) good at math and science because I'm not xD

21) chews with their mouth shut/ chews quietly

22) doesn't eat apples loudly

23) doesn't keep non fairtrade chocolate in the house

24) no PDA

25) no marriage

26) does not expect me to cook clean all the time xD
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PostSubject: Re: Ideal Husband   Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:52 pm

Ideal husband:

-Male
-Doesn't treat me like garbage.

And we're good

GIGI ADDS:
-Must not be Greg James Anderson.

GREG ADDS:
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PostSubject: Re: Ideal Husband   Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:11 pm

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